RSS Signs of the Times

  • Resorts and skiers at Snowbasin, Utah overjoyed at 'unprecedented' snow levels - 8 feet dumped in 18 days February 21, 2019
    A surprise storm brought more snow to Northern Utah on Wednesday, and skiers and snowboarders were quick to take advantage. "It is phenomenal, there is a lot of snow," said Jack Schlaf, a skier up at Snowbasin Wednesday. Davy Ratchford, the general manager of Snowbasin, said the resort at one point got 15 inches of […]
  • Thousands of paedophiles arrive at Vatican for sex abuse conference February 21, 2019
    APOLOGISING profusely for the mix up, the Catholic Church was forced to turn thousands of sheepish paedophiles away from the entrance of the Vatican after they arrived to attend a Vatican sex abuse conference. "In hindsight, we see why they bought tickets," Vatican spokesperson Father Gio Padre said while gently chuckling, "if I was a […]

RSS News from Africa

  • Ghana: President Akufo-Addo Delivers State of the Nation Address February 21, 2019
    [Business Day] Mr Speaker, I am glad to be here with you again in this august House, the Parliament of our Republic, to perform, for the third time, the pleasant duty of fulfilling my constitutional obligation, by giving Honourable Members and the Ghanaian people a message on the state of the nation.